Тексты песен BLOODHOUND GANG

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty

Every time I think that I'm the only one who's lonely Someone calls on me And every now and then I spend my time at rhyme and verse And curse those faults in me And then along comes Mary

Bloodhounds shall cruise rendezvous Break curfew new trip ensues You never know Bloodhounds just go Pack backpack up for down the road No change of clothes but change for tolls Pack of No-Do

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Yo Bloodhound Gang and Rob Van Winkle together on this track Stop as we drop this bomb Blow up this place like another Vietnam Heavy like a Tyson blow to the dome Back up son give me room give m

(2:37) Coo coo ca choo baby you that's what you are You are a hollywood star you're the high priestess by far And you know this tune's for you we call it coo coo ca choo And it's

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The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker bur

The roof the roof the roof is on fire We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy I'm not old or new but middle school

Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la With the boink swat

(2:26) Step back cause the bass is fuzzin' Bloodhound gang bangs more than the dirty dozen Alley oop here comes the slam i know where i stand I'm feelin' like anthrax cause you know i&

Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand That a-hole bands have a-hole fans Bloodhound's the name and the Gang's to blame Like Chan n' Chin the Siamese twins it's

Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now! We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible! Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah If I were God there would be no

You must die I alone am best! I hope ya flip some guy the bird He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve In front of the Beatles' tour bus A Bookmobile and a Mack truck Hauling hazardous

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass

his beat is my recital I think it's very vital To rock a rhyme That's right on time It's tricky tricky yo here we go It's tricky to rock a rhyme To rock a rhyme that's

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You came twice last year like a Sears catalog Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God Cause girl I'll get you

(3:06) Ashes to ashes and funks to funky Daddy long legs is a mean ass honky And jimmy pop ain't no heiny hobbit gaybe Ain't no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravy Cause i'm a loc

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Do you still go to raves? Do you think that Christ saves? Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze? Do you contemplate what a grape nut is? Or cou

Why try? I'm that guy Holden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye" Put away ‘cause he wasn't all there Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare Me to him not a liver but wurst Been mu

(2:59) It goes one two three when i'm kicking the funky lyrics I'm busting up vocabulary i want you all to hear it I'm busting up the rhythm 'cause i'm busting up the rhyme I

ello Frank, Hello mother dear Hi, ..., what are you doin' I am trying to think of words that rhyme with vagina Oh, lima? Like lima beans How about that, that teenage witch, Sabina No, that'

We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo. Yeah, Notorious B.I.G. Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin'. Yeah, Tupac Shakur

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Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday Ain't my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Maybe

(2:50) I get bombed much like pearl harbor The price is white right and i'm bob barker This is your brain on drugs This is your brain on jackie onassis All you crotch goblins can kiss our asses

(3:06) Jimmy pop's not a pooper not a pauper but a popper And i got more pop than orville redenbacher And i got more gravy than the whole gravy train When i'm kooky going loopy like a man i

We are "cop rock" we are screech We are z. cavaricci We are laser removed Tasmanian devil tattoos We are third string we are puck We are special people's club We are the half shirts with

I'm going to africa yes ma'am i'm a brick waas president licoln okay? mitten There's a dog in the vent chicken necks? i pick ken griffey jr. i fell out 2 times I'm pedaling backwards this snowflak

(3:02) Set your phasers on kill if ya will so catch the feeling Got your head a pumping a back and forth until it hits the ceiling Now i'm wheeling dealing stealing johnny's apple seeds Sla

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Ooh, that was creepy I would rather slurp rancid tunasalad out of my own ass or scour my boobies off with a rusty SLS pad

2:28) Baby Yeah The first time i saw you darling i knew i was in love Tell her daddy The way you took your wheelchair up that handicap ramp Mmm, it's a mind blower But now baby i miss ya i miss

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(To the tune of Mama Say) I felt like shouting harrah Yo I'm on top the king of the crop My name is Jimmy Frank you can call me Jimmy Pop I'm like Schenider one day at a time I'm feelin' like Bob Vila

I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form I'm as deep as the plot to an

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Did you ever read Voltaire's "Candide"? He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed Not a quote of what he wrote but a

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Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input Swea

Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan I just wanted to ask Could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a l

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"A" is for "Apple" "B" is for "Balloons" "C" is for "Crayons" "D" is for "Drum" Like my scrotum here it is in a nutsh

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My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me Lefty? Yeah but that was alright She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't tha

Times New Roman you know the type Calling me Public Enemy, but don't believe the hype Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me Gav

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby Dog will hunt I’mthe front end loader travoltin' over so try my slam on for size Drive stick with that kung-fu grip let the banana split and watch it go right

(2:39) Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We are the knuckleheads Who's the knuckleheads? We&#

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e morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me

:56) One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin' Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless Until we brought skip o' pot2mus An

Yea well I sing like an amputee though Why? Cause can't hold a note can't cary a tune Knock knock Mr. Rogers it's Mr. McFeelie I've brought you a letter speedy delivery Well Mr. McFeelie i

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