Тексты песен LAWNMOWER DETH

t's that time of year, It's time to go abroad, It's time to go on holiday, And visit Betty Ford's. Get some beers right down my neck, I'm gonna get right out of my head, I ca

Can I cultivate your groinal garden?

Cobwoman of substance Bring me a cheese scone, Filled with yummy entrails, Let me dvour your ice cream buns. Peroy Thrower hamburgers dear, Pork pies filled with Roy Kinnear, Annie Lenox little baby,

Stood next to me, The first degree, I saw the fall, And hit the floor. Did you spill my pint? I've got no beer, It means I'm queer,

Too much too high You smoke, you die Flying killer cobs from the planet Bob, His mega mental shooter stuck in your gob, Flying killer cobs from the planet Bob, You're in big troud now, you'

(Kim Wilde) Looking out a dirty old window. Down below the cars in the city go rushing by. I sit here alone and I wonder why. Friday night and everyone's moving. I can feel the heat but it'

When King Arthur sat down, On the river bank, He had a mighty vision, It really was quite wank. Lancer with your zancer Oi, Arthur, Come over here, Take thi sword, Now fuck off. Now so off he went, B

Big Green Hungry Mean Maim mower, maim Inyour garden on your lawn, With your mower, Bobbing along doing jobs, Thinking life's just fine, Youbend down, the mower frowns, You wonder why you bother

Don't talk to me about your scene, And that anarcho ideas are more than dreams, You've got a board and a baseball hat, Don't fill me with your right on crap. So you've got a board

Enter the church, See the death, Hear the lawnmower, On Satan's breath. CHORUS: Enter the church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower Rape the virgin, Blades destroy the cross, Blood, gore and carnage,

All year long we get a rough deal, Chewing at grass, enslaved in fields, Mowers in jumpers we're destined to be Slaughtered and turned into Big Mac of Wimpey. Baaaa Lrry Lamb is God, Bugger off,

Pointy teeth as sharp as blades, Ray Reardon haircut fallen from grace, Pointy sticks - they make him mad, 'Cos Dracula was our Ray's dad. Spook, Pery, Snooker Hall Crowley once challenged

When Sumo Rabbit was let out of his hutch, You couldn't believe a rabbit looked to butch, His muscles ripped, there is death within his eyes, Other forms of life are things he does despise. Sumo

eebles wobble but they don't fall down Weebles are around, Don't fall down Weeble wobble, Weeble wobble,Weeble wobble,Weeble wobble,