BLOODHOUND GANG - Going Nowhere Slow

... hole bands have a-hole fans Bloodhound;s the name and the Gang ... Heard ya just got back from a Bloodhound show Did you do the Batussi ... around with your cousin Bloodhound boys Bloodhound girls Bloodhound noise Bloodhound world Rock on rock ... state what show Hell-bound Bloodhound going nowhere slow We rock ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Asleep At The Wheel

Bloodhounds shall cruise rendezvous Break curfew ... trip ensues You never know Bloodhounds just go Pack backpack up for down ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Boom

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BLOODHOUND GANG - Go Down

... back cause the bass is fuzzin;Bloodhound gang bangs more than the ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Should Have Been There

To the tune of Mama SayI felt like shouting harrahYo Im on top the king of the cropMy name is Jimmy Frank you can call me Jimmy PopIm like Schenider one day at a timeIm feelin like Bob Vila nailin up your behindTo my wall like Daniel-sonIm waxing on Im waxing off Im waxing off my gunJust like a ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Pennsylvania

We are cop rock we are screech We are z. cavaricci We are laser removed Tasmanian devil tattoos We are third string we are puck We are special peoples club We are the half shirts with Irreverent spring break top ten lists We are munsoned we are squat We are flashing twelve oclock We are spread out ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Ralph Wiggum

Im going to africa yes maam im a brick waas president licoln okay? mitten Theres a dog in the vent chicken necks? i pick ken griffey jr. i fell out times Im pedaling backwards this snowflake tastes like fish sticks were a totem pole dying tickles I hear a frankenstein lives there shes touching my ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Fire, Water, Burn

The roof the roof the roof is on fireWe dont need no water let the motherfucker burnBurn motherfucker burnHello my name is Jimmy Pop and Im a dumb white guy Im not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high So I dont know mofo if yall peeps be buggin give props to my ho cause she all ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham walletCattle prod the oyster ditchWith the lap rocketBatter dip the cranny axIn the gut lockerRetrofit the pudding hatchOoh la laWith the boink swatterIf I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you thenIn lieu of the innuendo in the end ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - No Hard Feelings

Aint my job To fuck you on your birthday Aint my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Aint my job To fuck you on your birthday Aint my job To fuck you on your birthday anymore Maybe you got screwed but I dumped you cause you aint nothin but trash I put out despite the fact that youre like a ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss babyDog will hunt Imthe front end loader travoltin over so try my slam on for size Drive stick with that kung-fu grip let the banana split and watch it go right to your thighs Cop a feel copperfield style abracadabra that bra do you think i can pull it off? Wanna bang ...

Bloodhound Gang, The - The Bad Touch

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas droughtMe and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing aboutSo put your hands down my pants and Ill bet youll feel nutsYes Im siskel, yes Im ebert and youre getting two thumbs upYouve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough youre out of boundsI ...

Bloodhound Gang, The - Along comes mary

Every times I thinkThat I m the only oneWho s lonley someone calls on meAnd every now and then I spendMy time at rhyme and verseAnd curse those faults in meAnd then along comes Mary Mary MaryAnd does she want to give me kicksAnd be steady my chickAnd give me pick of memoriesOr maybe rather ...

Bloodhound Gang, The - Fire water burn

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fireThe roof, the roof, the roof is on fireThe roof, the roof, the roof is on fireWe don;t need no water let the motherfucker burnBurn motherfucker burnHello my name is Jimmy Pop and I;m a dumb white guyI;m not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior ...

Bloodhound Gang, The - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Vulcanize the whoopee stickIn the ham walletCattle prod the oyster ditchWith the lap rocketBatter dip the cranny axIn the gut lockerRetrofit the pudding hatchOoh la laWith the boink swatterIf i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you thenIn lieu of the innuendo in the end ...

Bloodhound Gang, The - I hope you die

You must die I alone am bestI hope ya flip some guy the birdHe cuts you off and you;re forced to swerveIn front of the Beatles; tour busA Bookmobile and a Mack truckHauling hazardous biological wasteThe light turns red you have no brakesAnd Hard Copy gets it all on tapeSo you can see the look on ...

Bloodhound Gang, The - I;m the Least You Could Do

It always sucks refolding the kind of map Needed when i get stuck where the sun don;t shine the fact Is if i just shut up my rubbered stamp could flag you as dumb It ain;t your mind you;re givin; me a piece of As it don;t take einstein to know that;s just obscene but It;s been buck rogers; time ...

Bloodhound Gang, The - Pennsylvania

We are cop rock we are screech We are z. cavaricci We are laser removed Tasmanian devil tattoos We are third string we are puck We are special people;s club We are the half shirts with Irreverent spring break top ten lists We are munsoned we are squat We are flashing twelve o;clock We are spread out ...

Bloodhound Gang, The - Ralph Wiggum

I;m going to africa yes ma;am i;m a brick waas president licoln okay? mitten There;s a dog in the vent chicken necks? i pick ken griffey jr. i fell out times I;m pedaling backwards this snowflake tastes like fish sticks we;re a totem pole dying tickles I hear a frankenstein lives there she;s ...

Bloodhound Gang, The - The ballad of chasey lain

Dear Chasey LainI wrote to explainI;m your biggest fanI just wanted to askCould I eat your ass?Write back as soon as you canYou;ve had a lotta dickHad a lotta dickI;ve had a lotta timeHad a lotta timeYou;ve had a lotta dick ChaseyBut you ain;t had mineDear Chasey LainI wrote to complainYa never ...

Bloodhound Gang, The - Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby Dog will hunt i;m the front end loader travoltin; over so try my slam on for size Drive stick with that kubg-fu grip let the banana split and watch it go right to your thighs Cop a feel copperfield style abracadabra that bra do you think i can pull it off? Wanna bang ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg Well now you;re seeing me but soon I;ll have you seeing God Cause girl I;ll get you panting like you;re Pavlov;s dog Like a DC-: guaranteed to go down But baby your black box is the one that I found ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Lift Your Head Up High

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out Do you still go to raves? Do you think that Christ saves? Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze? Do you contemplate what a grape nut is? Or could you live drinkin; your own whiz? Are you hooked on a feeling are you hooked on gin-n-tonics? Are you ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Fire Water Burn

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire We don;t need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I;m a dumb white guy I;m not old or new but middle school fifth grade like ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I;ll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said guys I;m like you I like Monster Trucks too Wanna see how many push-ups I can do? I just wish I was ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Why;s Everybody Always Pickin; On Me?

e morn; that I was born my old man beat up the doctor He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca The doctor said sir you;re misled sir which infers you mistook me I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin; up with a wookie What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - It;s Tricky

his beat is my recital I think it;s very vital To rock a rhyme That;s right on time It;s tricky tricky yo here we go It;s tricky to rock a rhyme To rock a rhyme that;s right on time It;s tricky tricky tricky tricky tricky tricky It;s tricky to rock a rhyme To rock a rhyme that;s right on time It;s ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Shut Up

I;m Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I;m like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form I;m as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh Then I;ll borg di borg do borg ya like the Swedish Chef Cause ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Your Only Friends Are Make Believe

Yea well I sing like an amputee though Why? Cause cant hold a note cant cary a tune Knock knock Mr. Rogers its Mr. McFeelie Ive brought you a letter speedy delivery Well Mr. McFeelie if theres postage due You can go fuck yourself like Captain Kangaroo I can go to land of make believe and I can ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Reflections Of Remoh

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BLOODHOUND GANG - I Hope You Die

You must die I alone am bestI hope ya flip some guy the birdHe cuts you off and you;re forced to swerveIn front of the Beatles; tour busA Bookmobile and a Mack truckHauling hazardous biological wasteThe light turns red you have no brakesAnd Hard Copy gets it all on tapeSo you can see the look on ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope

A is for AppleB is for BalloonsC is for CrayonsD is for DrumLike my scrotum here it is in a nutshellOne thousand nine hundred and seventy-twoThat;s the year I got here when my dear mother;s water blewNot really realizing the prize that;s been begot to herThe bona fide lo-fi high-octane ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Mama;s Boy

ello Frank,Hello mother dearHi, ..., what are you doin;I am trying to think of words that rhyme with vaginaOh, lima? Like lima beansHow about that, that teenage witch, SabinaNo, that;s a made up-word, Jim

BLOODHOUND GANG - Three Point One Four

My last girlfriend didn;t like me thought she might beMost likely a dyke she just didn;t excite meLefty? Yeah but that was alrightShe was hotter than the sun but she just wasn;t that brightMy mistake she was more flaky than a leper colonyI think a wooden clothespin would have been much better ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Mope

We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin playa that aint with us no mo.Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin.Yeah, Tupac Shakur.Nah bitch, Im talkin bout motherfuckin Falco and shit.What? Falco?Rock me AmadeusRock me AmadeusRock me ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Yummy Down On This

Yummy down on yummy down on this down onYummy down on yummy down on this down onYummy down on yummy down on this down onYummy down on yummy down on this down onOuch it wont reach my mouthIf I could do it myself Id probably never leave the houseBut I cant so heres where you come inGiving it Diffrent ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

Dear Chasey LainI wrote to explainI;m your biggest fanI just wanted to askCould I eat your ass?Write back as soon as you canYou;ve had a lotta dickHad a lotta dickI;ve had a lotta timeHad a lotta timeYou;ve had a lotta dick ChaseyBut you ain;t had mineDear Chasey LainI wrote to complainYa never ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - RSVP

Ooh, that was creepyI would rather slurp rancid tunasalad out of my own assor scour my boobies off with a rusty SLS pad

BLOODHOUND GANG - Magna Cum Nada

Why try? I;m that guyHolden Caulfield from Catcher In The RyePut away cause he wasn;t all thereLike a jigsaw puzzle you might compareMe to him not a liver but wurstBeen much better off as a still birthBig let down unparalleledLike the last episode of SeinfeldOr Jack Lemmon in Glengarry Glen ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - The Bad Touch

Ha-Ha Well now we call this the act of matingBut there are several other very important differencesBetween human beings and animals that you should know aboutI;d appreciate your inputSweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas droughtMe and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing aboutSo put ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - That Cough Came With A Prize

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BLOODHOUND GANG - Take The Long Way Home

May I have your attention please?May I have your attention please?Did you ever read Voltaires Candide?He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speedNot a quote of what he wrote but a paraphraseMake it up as you go Keyser SozeHighlights yes but dont underline emJust live for N.O.W. like Gloria ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Hell Yeah

Alright now boys and girls we;ve got another story for you nowWe want to introduce to you another friend of the BibleHell yeahHell yeahHell yeahHell yeahIf I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt BeaIf I were God thou shall not worship ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Turn Clyde

Times New Roman you know the typeCalling me Public Enemy, but don;t believe the hypeTough guy like the one in Star wanna bait meHook line sinker now your lady wanna date meGave your girl a little wink so you make a big stinkShoulder;s got a chip so you flip like a TiddlywinkKnow what I think? I ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - This Is Stupid

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BLOODHOUND GANG - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy;s Hump Palace lookin; for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went since that midnight run haulin; hog to Shakey Town on I-. I had picked up this hitchhiker ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - The Coolest Things About New Jersey

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BLOODHOUND GANG - Along Comes Mary

Every time I think that I;m the only one who;s lonelySomeone calls on meAnd every now and then I spend my time at rhyme and verseAnd curse those faults in meAnd then along comes MaryAnd does she want to give me kicks and be my steady chickAnd give me pick of memoriesOr maybe rather gather tales from ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Rip Taylor Is God

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BLOODHOUND GANG - We Are The Knuckleheads

:Who;s the knuckleheads?We are the knuckleheadsWho;s the knuckleheads?We are the knuckleheadsWho;s the knuckleheads?We are the knuckleheadsWho;s the knuckleheads?We;re the knuckleheadsIf you would be the peanut butter then i would play the jellyI;ll peel apart your bread and then i;ll penetrate your ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Legend In My Spare Time

:Ashes to ashes and funks to funkyDaddy long legs is a mean ass honkyAnd jimmy pop ain;t no heiny hobbit gaybeAin;t no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravyCause i;m a loch ness a loch ness a loch ness monsterJerry;s kids are knockin; at my door, could you be a sponsor?Tiny bubbles in my tub pull ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - B.H.G.P.S.A.

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BLOODHOUND GANG - Mama Say

:It goes one two three when i;m kicking the funky lyricsI;m busting up vocabulary i want you all to hear itI;m busting up the rhythm ;cause i;m busting up the rhymeI;m kicking down the stop posts cause i wanna kicks the timeI;m digging down some knowledge cause you know i never hide itWhen i;m ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Kids In America

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BLOODHOUND GANG - You;re Pretty When I;m Drunk

:One night me and the crew hit the road on a missionTo slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin;Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomlessUntil we brought skip o; potmusAnd daddy;s gonna get some probably underage and dumbAnd everybody knows that the daddy eats his youngLupus in the ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - The Evils Of Placenta Hustling

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BLOODHOUND GANG - One Way

:Jimmy pop;s not a pooper not a pauper but a popperAnd i got more pop than orville redenbacherAnd i got more gravy than the whole gravy trainWhen i;m kooky going loopy like a man insaneI won;t be around when the world endsSo the only thing that i;ll recycle is your girlfriendAww back to the side i ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Shitty Record Offer

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BLOODHOUND GANG - Earlameyer The Butt Pirate

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BLOODHOUND GANG - No Rest For The Wicked

:I get bombed much like pearl harborThe price is white right and i;m bob barkerThis is your brain on drugsThis is your brain on jackie onassisAll you crotch goblins can kiss our assesYes siree bob like corn on the cobI;m all buttered up ready to hob nobDaddy is a kraut you;re nazi-occupied franceI;m ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - She Ain;t Got No Legs

:BabyYeahThe first time i saw you darling i knew i was in loveTell her daddyThe way you took your wheelchair up that handicap rampMmm, it;s a mind blowerBut now baby i miss ya i miss yaI miss all the times we played marco polo in the poolOh yeahHide and go seek beneath the sheetsOh yeahAnd just the ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - We Like Meat

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BLOODHOUND GANG - Coo Coo Ca Choo

:Coo coo ca choo baby you that;s what you areYou are a hollywood star you;re the high priestess by farAnd you know this tune;s for you we call it coo coo ca chooAnd it;s a very brief description of the things we could do to youYou were looking at me i was looking at youCoo coo ca choo coo coo ca ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Rang Dang

:Set your phasers on kill if ya will so catch the feelingGot your head a pumping a back and forth until it hits the ceilingNow i;m wheeling dealing stealing johnny;s apple seedsSlapped you with a baseball bat upside the head until it bleedsShowing no mercy step like solomon grundyHit ya with a table ...

BLOODHOUND GANG - Nightmare At The Apollo

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BLOODHOUND GANG - K.I.D.S. Incorporated

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Alasdair Roberts - Lord Ronald

... lie downOh, where are your bloodhounds, Lord Ronald, my son?Oh, where are ... your bloodhounds, my handsome young man?They swelled ...

Hollies - Harlequin

... and skipped the nooseCan those bloodhounds find his trail?Will they ... him back to jail?Can those bloodhounds find his scent?Will they ...

Sara Bareilles - Lie To Me

... see you lie to meLost be found Im a bloodhound born for seekingPoor prey, you ...

NAPPY ROOTS - Slums

... to beMuddy waters couldn;t drown a nigga, bloodhounds on the trail for realShakin up this ...

BECK - Soul Sucking Jerk

... after me With a butterfly net Riding on a bloodhound ringing the bell Black cat ...

BOB DYLAN - Something;s Burning, Baby

... , baby, here;s what I sayEven the bloodhounds of London couldn;t find you todayI ...

BOB DYLAN - Can You Please Crawl Out Your Window?

... his businesslike anger and his bloodhounds that kneelIf he needs a third eye ...

Everlast - Praise The Lord

... Huntin; down crews Like packs of bloodhounds Snatchin; off crowns And meltin ...

Lil Wayne - Not Like Me

... your chest and your faceI;m a bloodhound... I ain;t lyin;, I;m thugged outI;m from ...

Poets Of The Fall - The Ultimate Fling

... , regroup and run back again. Bloodhound, I know no better pedigree than What ...

Robbie Williams - Me And My Shadow with Jonathan Wilkes

... me, just lookCloser than a miser or the bloodhounds to LizaMe and my shadow We;re closer than ...

IRON SAVIOR - Brothers Of The Past

... , oh brotherLet;s right the wrongs at lastLifeless bloodhound - executor of our fatal lawBlinded by your ...