Тексты песен Adam Sandler

The problem's hiding in a cave across the sea, The answer's easy if you take it logically, He'll never stop us in our struggle to be free, There must be.. 50 ways to get Bin Laden, The President just

When I'm at the bus stop and you drive by in your mom's car You tell me the bus already left Cause you're my best friend! When I'm at the locker and my shirt's buttoned wrong You tell me to fix it Cau

Performed by Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Tim Meadows, Tim Herlihy, and Robert Smigel [Moving Train] "Next stop! Coopersville!" [Two guys talking] "Hey Buddy" "Bu

Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates, the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun. And the whole plan gathers round' gifts and laughter do will bound, we le

Arsenio (chris rock): Now don't leave us hanging with just that. Jp: Yeah, I hear that, arsenio. Yo guys, lets kick it! (music starts playing) Jp: Yo now, before we start singing, You also want to kno

[Billy Idol (Speaking):] Good afternoon everyone. We're flying at 26, 000 feet, moving Up to thirty thousand feet, and then we've got clear skies All the way to Las Vegas, and right now we're bringing

Put on your yamaca It's time for Hanukkah So much fun-uka To celebrate Hanukkah Hanukka is, the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you fell like the only

I wanna make you smile, Whenever you're sad. Carry you around when your arthritis is bad. All I wanna do, Is grow old with you. I'll get you medicine, When your tummy aches. Build you a fire if the fu

i wanna make you smile whenever you're sad carry you around when your arthritis is bad all i wanna do, is grow old with you I'll get you medicine when your tummy aches Build you a fire if the furnace

i wanna make you smile whenever you're sad carry you around when your arthritis is bad all i wanna do, is grow old with you I'll get you medicine when your tummy aches Build you a fire if the furnace

Once I thought I saw you in a crowded hazy bar Dancing on the light from star to star Far across the moonbeam I know that's who you are I saw your brown eyes turning once to fire You are like a hurric

WHOOO HOO Cindy and Scott are newley-weds WHOOP-EE-DOO he loves her, but she loves this guy,(right over here) and he loves somebody else - You just can't win. And so it goes until the day you die. Thi

You love her, but she loves him, and he loves somebody else - You just can't win. And so it goes until the day you die. This thing they call love, its gonna make you cry. I've had the blues, the reds

You love her, but she loves him, and he loves somebody else - You just can't win. And so it goes until the day you die. This thing they call love, its gonna make you cry. I've had the blues, the reds

Schnine He's a pretty good guy He's nice to his neighbors You can count on him to buy your school candy bars He's a real nic guy He's always got the jumper cables He'll take your mail in when you're o

A wont a you a dance wit me at the annual all star a banquet A will a feel so fancy free at the annual all star a banquet Everyone in town will be lookin their best, Even Mrs. Selman with the one extr

All my little plans and schemes Lost like some forgotten dream Seems that all I really was doing Was waitin' for you Just like little girls and boys Playing with their little toys Seems like all I rea

I work at Burger King making flame-broiled whoppers, I wear paper hat. Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that? Ding, fries are done. Ding, fries are done. Ding, f

I woke up in the morning Put on my new plastic glove Served some reheated Salisbury steak With a little slice of love I got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of I just know everything's doing f

Performed by Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, and Jon Rosenburg Hanging with my sweet amour She came out with a lion's roar Yelling, "I'm going to the corner store, Be back at quarter to four" &q

"And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver." [Kids getting on the bus] "How are ya, Bryan?" "Good morning, Lisa." "Good to see ya, Tommy!" "He

"Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. Not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to

Put on your yamulke It's time for Chanukah Once again it's onaka The miracle of Chanukah Chanukah is the Festival of Lights One day of presents? Hell, no, we get Eight Crazy Nights But if you fell lik

[Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner has a job interview. [Man]: So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company. [Excite Southerner]: ...Good question, I have a good answ

[Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson. [Man]: Mr. Gibson? I'm sorry to bother you sir but this gentleman is a big fan and he just wanted to sa

Performed by adam sandler and jon Contributed by chris durkin Adam: and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite Diner. Waiter: hi, what can I get you today? Excited southerner: hi

The Hanukkah Song Intro: this is a song, that uh, theres alot of xmas songs out there, but not Too many about hanukkah, so I wrote a song for all those nice little jewish Kids who don't get to hear an

Chorus: You spin me right round, baby Right round like a record, baby Right round, round, round (x2) If I, I get to know your name Well I, could trace your private number, baby All I know is that to m

If I, I get to know your name Well if I, could trace your private number, baby All I know is that to me You look like you're lots of fun Open up your lovin' arms I want some, want some I set my sights