Тексты песен Amateur Transplants

Everybody wonders what anaesthetists do While the patient is asleep Everybody wonders what we do For three hours while that machine goes beep Everybody reckons we drink coffee and we gossip And we're

Say hi to the Professor I'm your new House Officer And I've heard the rumour That you're no good at removing tumours You've got no ability You're a liability And you can't deny That all you patients s

On the first day of christmas, I learnt this in I.T. F1 is the help key On the second day of christmas, I learnt this in I.T. F2 is rename, and F1 is the help key On the 11th day of christmas, I learn

You wake up on morning and your girlfriend is dead You go downstairs, all your pets are dead Somebody phones you – your parents are dead You call your brother, but he is dead Almost everybody is dead

Every child across the nation Gets the MMR vaccination It got a lot of bad press in the media So I looked it up on Wikipedia I read all of the statistics Like it may make you autistic But at least it

I applied for a student grant, But the girl in the office said I can't. It's all based on your parents wages, We haven't given a grant in ages. The only student who got one of those, His daddy deliver

I'll sing about my favourite spice It's pretty hot, but it's very nice And the punchline is in the chorus, so i won't spoil it I recommend you understand That boys should allways wash their hands Bet

You need a little patience When you’re trying to examine a child It’s a source of such frustration When you need him to keep still for a while They fiddle They gurgle They giggle They struggle They w

How can you just walk away from here? How rude can a doctor be? You're the orthopaedic registrar and we've been here since three You're the only one that we've been waiting for So take a look at my na

Once, there was this man who Woke up in the morning, and his left side didn't work, So he went to the Doctor, who said, "You've had a massive stroke sir, you'll never walk again, now do you have