Тексты песен GWAR

U! U! U! U! A-E-I-O-U-A-E-I-O-U! Yes, yes, these are Satan's vowels... No! No! These are Gor-Gor's vowels. No-N-N-No-N-N-No-N-N-No...Yes. Yes, though rows of noses block your

I'm Americanized. 9 (nine) tons o' crack a day. It's up my butt, the USA All you people will worship us-- You worship me, but still you suck... U.S.A.--I'm Americanized U.S.A.--

Yes this Arctic wasteland was once a paradise But soon we sickened of it because it was too nice Desiring more hardship, we turned the world around But now we are amongst you to tear this whole shith

We was part of the slaughter they called Desert Storm We maimed and we murdered in the name of "Norm" Now As civilian and purpose I lack I'm getting ready to go back to Iraq! you'

BILLY BAD ASS LITTLE BILLY BAD ASS Cause I'm bad - Billy Bad Bad Bad Billy - Little Billy badass So bad so bad inside I was born on the day that my mama died It made me bad - Silly bad - Real ba

Everybody needs somebody to abuse. Every body needs alotta stuff to eat. Every body gonna be a body one day--Having fun? (Mortal scum) Rest assured it's not for long. When you least expect

Dirty, filthy, dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy, dirty, filthy, dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy You're dirty filthy baby, well I'm dirty filthy too

ENDLESS... APOCALYPSE... ENDLESS... ENDLESS... APOCALYPSE... There wasn't any reason To change the melody Are you a real person Or do you just play one on TV? People say - why don't you die

Oftimes you'll find me raving, sometimes you'll find me sick To wake me up this morning you hit me with a brick Can I help it if I am rather thick? Maybe we can chill you out by chopping o

outside bombs explode I am sitting on the commode soon they'll reach the day-care center soon they'll bag the smashed placenta thanks for the cookies mom sent ya first rule is there is no f

Oh Yeah. Oh no. Yeah I'm gonna kill you I'm Gonna cut you up I'm Gonna kill you Gotta bust you up And I aint gonna give you anything And I am gonna track you down, I guess I'm gon

Gazing through the toothy maw-- you could not conceive what I saw-- In my land there is no sun--In my country there are no guns--OK! 'Cause we are Gwar!!! And we'll go far!!! We've got

I hate love songs and I hate lovers I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you I hate love songs and I hate lovers I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you I hate movies wit

Every time that I see you I think that you're dumb Every time that I see you I suck on my thumb You're asking a question How come

hen I first met you, I knew I loved you. Now that one + one is two, I don't wanna cum inside of you. Now I kiss your lips, now I mount your hips. Now I read your mind, your slimey hind--Sublim

Angry Stupid Drunken Violent Angry Stupid Bitter Won't be silent I wanna be something I wanna see something I'm gonna get nothing I want you I wanna be something Don't wanna be nothing

In her fear in her fear in her fear You tried to walk away How far did you go And then you came back You called to let me know I went to visit you I rode on a bus But when I got to you By then you we

was there at the cattle fair, where lump fairies swear at glories far be- yond the fabric that she wears. He said "Do ya wanna chair?" I'd join him any- where! A hole in the ground

It's falling, It's falling, It's falling on the ground, yeah It's falling on the ground, yeah Lets blame the lightman for our own mistakes We'll blame the whole damn crew if

You remember the lessons taught in your past? And how old you were Before you wondered how many were lies? They tried to teach about the anti-Christ They tried to teach that Christ was nice Did they

In the name of GWAR, in the name of love In the name of the blood dripping out of the sun I call out your God, till before me he stands But don't send me Jesus, he's only a man Meat Sandwic

Dear Oderus Urungus Hey man, do you remember me? I remember you I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed And the really bad tattoo And now I'm doing 20 to life for killing the guy

My knife if your guts, it's all come to this My knife if your, you crumple and twist You're grabbing my arm, you try to resist I do it again, it's all come to this I hate you, I hate y

Did you ever stay up late wondering if you'd been screwed? Or ever really know how much money they're making off of you? Welcome to the club, aye, that's the rub Your nudged, fudged, n

THEY ATTACK THEY ATTACK They are on a rampage Unleashed from ancient time Stumbling from the ice age Marching side by side Beaks of steel are flaming Women are enraged Sky of death is flaming Women g

I saw a friend just the other day he didn't have too much to say He looked crazy, he looked ashamed He couldn't talk because his tongue was inflamed And then he tried to run away From some

Long ago--We lay frozen deep in snow. It was nice--suspended in the endless ice. Time flew by--Worlds did weep and kingdoms died. But still we slept--knowing that destiny crept. The planets align

To die, perchance to sin, that's the rub For in that sleep of sin, what, what kingdom may come? What of the limitless sex and violence in the wake of RagNaRok Welcome to the slaughter, what are

he was a boy - he was a fine child He had the leather boots and the riding crop in Jerusalem Oh Sammy My hap flap slappy clam ma'am We've come To take you home But Sammy where are you Sammy

Barnyard Stomp all the animals and you I got a dog I got a cat I got a hog I got a bat I got a monkey fish I got a funky fish I got a pig log dig dog Turkey log Corny Cobb Bag dang ding dong Slap a d

I have travelled many miles, and I have wiped away many smiles. I've come from my icy pit, just to rub your face in shit. Slutman City--Life without shame-- Slutman City--So much flesh--to maim

hey were called Katusyhas, but we called them Stalin's Organs 200 MM devastating fire When streets hiss, and falling block, kisses desperate flesh Stukas plunging, as skylines reform Spreading m

I'm just a person, and I've got the new plague I'm wondering how I got this way I drank some whiskey, I went and got laid Now I'm a person, just a person with aids He's just

FOOLS, how dare you try to make a slave of me, Techno Destructo scumdog of the universe. it only allowed me to infiltrate your own race. how easy it was for me to gain control of the feeble minds of

I'm the manager with the mostest I clear the profits from the concert grosses I make it snow up GWAR noses, so now they follow me like I'm Moses I'm not a Jew but God has chose us So n

Sun goes down, bodies on the ground. Swollen with pus, I shall further expound. As the vultures swirl, the batons twirl. We've come for your entrails. And now it's time for death. And n

Churning through the bestial muck. A cosmic forklift rules my throbbing asshole. The All-Eye says you are the right slave--to be my anal knave-- tongue in my anal cave--Boy!! You're just a war

I'm the fucking Whargoul, I'm the ghost of Minas Morgul I destroyed your life, I raped your wife I am Whargoul, I am uncool, I am Whargoul I've been many faces, been many names Known l

elcome to your world of filth--Where costly cash is jumbo puke. The words they rhyme the sound you crave. You lust for what's called Jumbo-Pave. For what's called Jumbo Pay--A. Here wit