Тексты песен WEEN

[Instrumental]

When the life inside no doubt has died And you've turn your head away You tried to pay, but at the end of the day, it's you again, alone Alone, confined -- the mess in your mind When y

Got an awesome sound goin' down [3x] Got a pork roll egg cheese and bacon Stop the tape here Got an awesome sound goin' down [2x] Got some, got some awesome sounds goin' down A

[studio version appears on ";The Pod";] Stop it! I got an awesome sound goin' down [3x] I got a pork roll egg cheese and bacon Stop...right...there... What? I - I - I got an a

It's been a while since I've seen you smile But now you've come back again Came into the room and you saw my girl And you asked her how long it's been ";A year"; she

Rollin' and wheelin', stealin' and dealin' - Big Jim Bol Weevil, it's a pleasel, it's a pleasel, my weasel - Big Jim Dreamin' and schemin', screamin' an

Jesus Christ Pain Take one Yeah! Pain Last time I saw you, I was holding your hand And I couldn't wait for you to leave I knew right then that it was over and done And I couldn't be

Blackjack Big black Betty (blackjack) Little spanish Eddie (big flapjack) Blackjack

It is as smooth as a mutilated shit on a shingle at dawn Rip rip rip van Winkle he can shit on a shingle at dawn Would you like to do a boing boing boing boing? She's a fun-lovin' woman

A child without an eye Made her mother cry Why ask why She kept her child clean On Buckingham Green The children saw the eye As a sign from God Descending from the sky It was alright to drea

Buenas tardes amigo Hola, my good friend Cinco de Mayo's on Tuesday And I hoped we'd see each other again You killed my brother last winter You shot him three times in the back In th

Ahhhhh, shit, ohhh shit Ohhhhh Jesus! Ahhhh bumblebee He stung me, stung me ahhhhh He stung my brain Awwwww Weedeating Vaughn's grass A big bumblebee came right out He stung me 47,000

Ahhhhh, shit, ahhh Ahhhh bumblebee stung me He stung my brain Awwwww He stung me, he stung me, uhh Weedeating Vaughn's grass A big bumblebee came right out He stung me 47,000 times on m

Can you taste the waste? [7x]

Candi - custard and berry Candi - peaches and creme Candi - glazing and cherry Candi - spicy and sticky Candi - chocolate with cheese Candi - custard and berry Candi - peaches and creme Candi

Please would you like to be somewhere floating free? Seems my destiny, Captain Fantasy Take a minute to go down beneath the reaches of sound You could be with me, Captain Fantasy And when I'

I'm cold + wet, can't ya hear what I'm sayin' to ya Cold + wet it's the message I'm conveyin' to ya How many times do I has to tell ya that I'm cold + wet?

Cold blows the wind over my true love Cold blows the drops of rain I never had but one true love And in Camville he was slain I'll do as much for my true love as any young girl may I'

Let me tell you 'bout the fucking bitch, Deaner! Why'd you know she's a fucking bitch? She didn't - she's a fucking bitch, Deaner! Common bitch, my head itch Scratch it

[studio version appears on the ";Skycruiser"; EP] He's a hobble with a wobble at the gang raid [??] Cover it with gas and set it on fire He's a hobble with a wobble at the gan

The sky dripped in a demon sweat the night she left Wrapped up in a blanket and I'm feelin' wet They said she flew from the goals in her life Then she wet like blood from a knife I'

I sit home and make flower bouquets and listen to Joni Mitchell Try modulating and articulating all the feelings that I have for you Dr. Rock -- help me out for I need to shout it Dr. Rock -- qui

on't quiver little boy, your daddy's with you now It won't be long anyhow It's just around the corner The destiny that I embrace with you Don't get too close to my fanta

nd when the sun, it turns to snow And the grass doesn't grow Don't laugh, I love you I could look outside my window every day But you wouldn't be there to there come and play Don&

on't you ever think of me When you're outside strollin' Don't you ever wave the flag When we're rockin' and rollin' Don't shit where you eat, my friend W

'd like to see you before I go There's a few things I'd like to do And when you're gone, you'll be gone for long And soon I'll be gone too But don't sweat it,

Try modulating and articulating all the feelings that I have for you Dr. Rock -- help me out for I need to shout it Dr. Rock -- quickly Derek run & get your mammy There is no denying that you

Do you ever walk alone? Like a drifter in the dark Seeking out what isn't there Looking only for a spark From a girl who's all alone Maybe she's a-driftin' too Like a shado

---------- El Camino by Ween 1990 on the ";God-Satan"; album ----------------------------------- EL CAMINO El Camino -- blazing down the road El Camino -- ah, she's fast, never sl

Fat Lenny's gonna walk right into myself Fat Lenny's gonna see myself (Reflect it back on myself) Fat Lenny's gonna lick the shellack off the window sill And I say Fat Lenny's

Oh sweet mindfuck lady Please love me like you do Plagued by an image of days long gone Flies on my dick Never sit alone on a hit sticky noon With flies on your dick I'm just a boy with a

Fluffy, furry buddy Chewed his leg on the porch Why'd you do it Fluffy, on the porch? Good dog Fluffy, old friend my pal Fluffy's got his buddy on the porch Penny, she's my girli

Frank, give me a pork roll egg and cheese, if you please, with some gravy fries Sink into a greasy mega-weedge and I sneezed and it blew my mind Time: it's in the hand of God -- Chew on turke

reedom of the body Freedom of the mind A ho on South Street hired for tricks Little girls pickin' up sticks Freedom of '76 Wastee little weasel Wants cheap tricks Liberty bell crack

I guess it's somethin' in my brain I need whiskey to ease the pain But it's early in the mornin' And i'm feelin' bad again But if you ever loved me You'll go

Hey fat boy, come here -- you killed my mother, I'm going to kill you Hey fat boy, come here -- I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you Hey fat boy, asshole, come here, you kill

s it alive, does it writhe Can it survive under the sun? I can't put my finger on it Is it green, is it red Is it alive or is it dead I can't put my finger on it Scathe with a lathe

chanting] Is it alive, does it writhe Can it survive under the sun? I can't put my finger on it Is it green, is it red Is it alive or is it dead I can't put my finger on it Scathe w

don't wanna leave you on the farm I don't wanna leave you on the farm I don't wanna go Oh, just so ya know I don't wanna leave you on the farm Days go by and I'm still

Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel -- got a weasel Jumped in..... Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel -- got a weasel Said somethin'

Where've you been? I was out with Pat Was she shootin' shit? Yeah, but I played it off legit Talkin' to some joe, hangin' out shootin' shit Tries to tell me som

heard my brother weepin' in the dead of the night I said, ";Dude, man, you feelin' alright"; Gener said nothin' and continued to weep I caught Papa Gene Ween cryin'

studio version appears on ";Pure Guava";] Shitting on my face... I'll count us in (ah, ok) 1, 2, 3, 4 I heard my brother weepin' in the dead of the night I said, ";Dud

'll be your jonny on the spot, I'll be your jonny on the spot My daddy died, left me all he's got, I'll be your jonny on the spot I get up early in the morn, I get up early in

'M DANCING IN THE SHOW TONIGHT Are my ribbons tied? Is my hair in place? Have I got a cute expression on my face? Are my shoes all shined? I try to keep in line when I'm dancing in the

'm flyin' (flyin') In a frame of my mind that time cannot erase I'm seein' (seein') The future, the past as I lay the present to waste I'm scopin' (scopin&

'm in the mood to move to the left 3 feet, goddammit I'm in the mood to slide to the right hundred feet, goddammit I'm in the mood to fall down the steps 4 flights, goddammit I'

aby what have I done Gone and left you, all alone It's hard for me to sing this song We've been together for so long I think I know what my soul's got to say And it won't hur

Like a Japanese cowboy or a brother on skates Like a blizzard in Georgia or a train runnin' late I call out your name girl in the heat of the night And nobody answers 'cause somethin

Alright...Japanese Cowboy, take it... Straight in from... fuck it.... 1, 2, 3, 4, oh! Like a Japanese cowboy or a brother on skates Like a blizzard in Georgia or a train runnin' late I cal

How would you feel, if I took you away To a place I know, a place where we could stay Called Joppa Road, a pretty place I know Where we can go, called Joppa Road The things I feel on Joppa Road

[Interpolation of Prince's ";Shockadelica"; and ";Alphabet Street";, with extra lyrics by Ween] Whooa, yeah, whoa, whoa, yeah Yeah yeah yeah, ahhhhhh, whoa, whoa, yeah

Dud'n dud'n dud'n dud'n, dud'n dud'n dud'n dud'n The grain bag sits on the chair, and why the hell am I with ya? And if you told me that it wasn't ther

It was a cold, dark night No hope in sight I left my little hut And went to the palm To get some guava Licking the palm for guava Licking the palm for guava Yes, when you're old and you&

Oh little birdy, oh little birdy I saw the little birdy sing He sang with glee and everything He sang for spring and sang for me And everything was so happy I don't know why I want to fly

Loving you through it all - thick and thin, Bad and good, sun and rain, and the sun, and the sun, and the rain Loving you through it all - rain and snow, Thick and thin, sun and rain, rain and sun

I don't know you you are, I don't know who you want to be When I carbonate the test tube, then you won't see me I've got a twin cab diesel combo, it takes me where I want to go

[studio version appears on ";God Ween Satan: The Oneness";] Great...it would be the greatest thing I don't know you you are, I don't know who you want to be When I carbonate

Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow! Mister richard smoker, you're a poopy poker Chardonnay & cocaine in the spa Cigarettes and coffee breath Little boys on crystal me

We're Ween! Ha ha ha! Comin' to ya! East coast flavor! Ha ha! Uhh... Alright, this is called ";Mister Richard Smoker"; by Ween... 1, 2, 3, 4! Biddley bah boo, biddley bah

[studio version appears on ";Chocolate & Cheese";] Alright, this is a song - what the fuck was that? - This is from ";Chocolate & Cheese";, this is a - this is a song

Mister, would you please help my pony? He's over there behind the tree He's down in the dirt, would ya help him? I think it's his lung Mister would you please help my pony? He�

[okay, here's my attempt at transcription...any word suggestions, please send to: sheen@rtcol.com] Tell me what you want and I'll give it to you You name it easy, baby, I'll name it

When you came into the pod, you told me that something was wrong Said you wasn't havin' no more fun and you want to lick the sun Couldn't say it was any fun, oh dude Now you'r

This is our best gig...ever... No, no! Way up on - I knew you'd fuck it up! Here it come! Way up on the hill there's an old whiskey still And it's right by a hard working crew

I swear to god! Look! This is something new you've never heard before this You better take a good look at your mind, fucker I know what you want to come here for You better take a good look

Gone away, gone away Moving away, yeah Moving away, yeah All I wanted to say, girl Ah, moving away Left with my own blues 'Cause I love you, ahhh Left here all alone, yeah Left alone he

The wind is howling and the time is right for fear In the emergence in the phosphorescent tears And all the hippies gonna lick the mind of god? They've already been immersed in the wad The

We're Ween, it's 1991! And we are here to play you music Now this song is called ";Mushroom Festival In Hell";. The wind is howling and the time is right for fear In the emer

I lick my brain in silence Rather squeeze my head instead Midget man provoking violence Listen not to what I said I said please calm it down Everything is turning brown Mutilated lips give a

Hi, I'm fuckin' Eddie Dingle I met this girl named Nan She, she overpopulated my senses And fuckin' dicked me over What's your big secret? Could you give me a clue? Oh, sil

Never squeal on the pusher Don't lie to your mama Just do what you wanna and it'll be okay Don't swim in the water Don't fly in the daytime Just do what you wanna and it'

(Oh-oh yeah! Jah rastafari!) Nicole, I love you I'll never leave you Without you I turn to stone Nicole, believe me Love was meant to be Consumed by you and me Nicole Nicole, I love yo

Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip Ocean man, the crust of a tan man embibed by the sand Soakin

We gotta be tight, y'know Ok, here it goes That's more like it Ce soir, ajournai, et trois l'avec garcon Trouver poisson t'elle voux Jambon ou deux Schweppes, oh bebe Pour

Tell me where you come from, was it heaven above? Oh my dear, I must be falling in love Can you climb the sunny peaks of a fortress in mud? Oh my dear, I must be falling in love Did I tell you I

Old man thunder, sound of thunder Broan sh' brazh daunn oh! Birndi sihnn, gone d fir d'sau

Old Queen Cole, gotsta take control You drinkin' whiskey and wine and it tastes just fine For you now Nicki life is gettin' tricky And you're runnin' outta gas drivin' way

Papa zit, go! Who's yo papa - papa zit Where's yo mama - papa zit Listen to papa - papa zit Where's yo mama - papa zit This is the shit Chew tobacco - papa zit Two chewbaccas

[Instrumental] Bark, uhhhh.... [repeats]

My dinner's on fire while she watches TV And if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes Yells at my buddies and insults my folks

Did you ever see a whale with a polka dot tail Did you ever seen a man with eight fingers on his hand Did you have to dry your eye when you saw that puppy fly Oh no, tell me it ain't so Hav

Come on, it's a beautiful night for a walk on the beach, wouldn't you say? Yes, I would say that, I would say that Let me start of with a basket of chips Then move on to the pollo asado

Let me lock in the system at Warp 2 Push it on into systematic overdrive, you know what to do Let's cruise past all the golden poo That makes me blue This thing gonna ? ? ? ?* on the... Po

[studio version appears on ";Pure Guava";] People, ya'll ready to cruise on the poopship now, motherfucker? Are ya'll poopin' on the big doggy poopship, motherfucker? You

When you've had your fun, and your work is done, you must not Succumb I can feel you breathe, it's like a mega-weedge inside, Please don't hide So mom, if you please, pass me the

Powder blue, powder blue What can ya do, she's powder blue Powder blue, powder blue What can ya do, she's powder blue I'll be true (ba baa) My powder blue (powder blue) It'

There's a sweater wearin', coat totin', boot footin' Good lookin' man on town There's a smooth-talkin', funny walkin' dude around There's a pretty girl

Drift away on a puffy cloud Go away on a puffy cloud My brain is dead from too much pot 'Cause (Gene) (Dean) and I smoke too much pot Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud

t's a nine mile walk from the office to the pumps Sometimes you think you're gonna drop In the end you're filthy dirty, horny, and pissed off And before you can leave you gotta swee

hen you lie, kiss your baby bye bye bye And if you're true, the whole wide world will laugh with you When we see nothing's wrong with you and me Time will tell, it might even bring a wed

I don't know where you're comin' from But I wish you'd go away And I don't know where you get your money from But I wish I didn't have to be the one to pay And I

Monsters that trinkle like cats in the night The cosmic conceiver continues his plight A war of the heavens, what's wrong and what's right Right to the ways and the rules of the world R

Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree Cut a slab of melon and pretend that you still love me Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny Get in your car and cruise the land of the brave

When I find you in your sleep, Sarah I will tell you what you mean to me, Sarah I know this big world ain't always what it seems, Sarah Forever may I love you, and forever may you dream, Sara

Pork roll egg and cheese on a kaiser bun [repeat throughout background of song] I met her at the Living Earth Show She crossed the room, the lights sank low We're together, she really digs

[studio version appears on ";The Pod";] Stu's back on stage, ladies and gentlemen, Stu! Ha ha ha ha! We got Stu back! Reggaejunkiejew! I know... I know how you feel You want

Three men's all there were, three men out at sea Three men came aboard my ship and took my true love from me I couldn't believe She wanted to leave -- she wanted to leave I've lov

Ah she danced like a floozie in a hot tub of guava Achin' round the scene, you know she's hip to her mantra He was a meditated fucker all strung-out on Sinatra Hitting van Winkle like th

Things didn't work out the way you had planned it Things fell apart at the seams What's yours is what you took with you And what you have has shattered their dreams And now you're

Why they wanna see my spine mommy? Why they wanna see my spine? It's gonna hurt again mommy Much worse than last time Am I gonna see God, mommy? Am I gonna die? It really hurts mommy! Am

Good morning my love The skies are claearing up today Can I kiss you on the boob like I did yesterday? You let me in, you let me sin You made me cry, you got me high Can I touch you in t

Squelch the little weasel, crush him before he spawns Break it to me gently, but with merriment and song Squelch the little weasel, juice him as he bleeds Feed him to the many, for thoust their so

Strap on that there jammy pac Get a grip on your soul Sip on that there family flask, And I'll guide you towards the door She don't feed me in the mornin' And I can't take no

Take me away to some other land (thank you) I gotta get away from that girl before I go crazy She took my love away She took it to another man Now I gotta get away from that girl Before I go cra

State this ache as the final break Tender situation - create a good illusion Feel the grip of your salvation This is indeed a tender situation Make a move man, state your case Taste the waste m

[studio version appears on ";Pure Guava";] Wrote this song called ";Tender Situation";, And it somehow just put everything back together State this ache as the final break T

Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck If I pull out the Claymore you're shit outta luck Who's that girl, that pretty young thing After I fuck her she'll get up and sing Aye Aye Aye --

mack dab in the middle of a situation overlooked by fools Tables turned, lessons learned, you get burned for playing by the rules Time is lost, that's the cost, oh brother, you get shit on the

Sitting alone in the den watching the eel Help me find my way home watching the eel Burrows it's head in the sand, daylight has come There shall be rest in a while, daylight has come I can

AIDS, AIDS, HIV, AIDS, HIV AIDS HIV, AIDS, HIV, AIDS, AIDS

Hey little boy, whatcha got there? Kind sir it's a mollusk i've found Did you find it in the sandy ground? Does it emulate the ocean's sound? Yes I found it on the ground Emulatin

Look out you son of a bitch Goddamn motherfucker Do you know who you're fucking with? You're fucking with the stallion, mang You're fucking with the goddamn stallion, mang You�

For hither not, I am the stallion Come fear, come love, I am the stallion You know that I am the stallion, mang I am, I am the stallion, mang You know that I am the stallion, mang I live, I walk

Mach 10 at sudden speed, flying into the wind now I'm flowing at my feet something of likeness to you now I spotted you in the sun, I called your name from a distance I knew you were the one,

I feel a tick in my head and he's sucking on my head In the morning i'll be dead if he doesn't leave my head Why can't he go away why does he have to stay Maybe he wanna play but I can only say

Buddy, why's my brain so muddy Why do I feel like putty when she walks into the room? Touch my tooter, smoocher Sonny, it ain't all milk and honey And I don't think it's funn

Bop-shoo-wanne-wanne Up on the hill, down by the river By the ocean, across the field By the word of the boognish I said, ";Lordy lordy lord, I'm comin' home"; (Lordy

[studio version appears on the ";Voodoo Lady"; EP] Vallejo, Vallejo, Vallejo, Vallejo Vallejo, yeah, yo yo yo yo Yo Vallejo, Vallejo, Vallejo, Vallejo Vallejo, yeah, yo yo yo yo Yo

Voodoo Lady Shakin' that stick and drivin' me crazy Your eyes look red and hazy Doin' that stuff that you do Messin' me up with your voodoo You drive me crazy with that Boo

Voodoo Lady Shakin' that stick and drivin' me crazy Your eyes look red and hazy Doin' that stuff that you do Messin' me up with your voodoo You drive me crazy with that Boo

I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight But I'm waving my dick in the wind I'm lost in the sauce once aga

y...lay it on me 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 Morgan's pain succumbs to the frame In a zany combination of Wayne's pet youngin' Astral plane

he wash is out, it's hanging up And all I have is nothing Nothing to do, nothing to say I think I must be dreaming The sun comes up and I'm all washed out Is this what Deaner was talk

You fucked up! By Ween! You fucked up, you bitch - you really fucked up You fucked up - you fuckin' nazi whore Well, you dicked me over but now you'll pay You fucked up ... Aaaahhh!!

Slow four...one two three four... Bless the father bless the son Cross your heart 'cause you're the one Collectin' moon-beams in the mornin' Curvy sticks and wooden poles As