Тексты песен TENACIOUS D

I can't get to sleep tonight No matter how hard I try Cause it's cold and it's dark And the wind is a whistlin' And I can't seem to put out the light Momma's been

Beelzeboss [Beelz] I am complete! [Both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! [Beelz] yes you are fucked, shit out of luck now I'm complete and my cock you will suck This world will be mine and you're first

The mission is clear, i'm going over there I'm going to do the mission I flip around the corner, flat as a pancake And then i- oh noo! A camera Stay back here, devise a plan Div

Car chase city, That's the name, Of my game. It was all proven, Now its totally lame! KG really fucking, Blew us some ass! Now we're fucking, Headed for a, Total collapse! Car c

Can\'t you see he\'s the man, let me hear you applaud he is more than a man he\'s a shiny golden god. If you think its time to fucking rock, and fucking roll, out of control, and then you know

Dude, i totally miss you I really fucking miss you I'm all alone, All the time, all the time Dude, i totally miss you The things we did together Where have you gone? Totally miss the

This is a song called the history of Tenacious D And its not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past It's a chronicling of our rise, to power! We ride with kings on mighty

[Jack Black (Narrator)] A long ass fuckin' time ago, In a town called Kickapoo, There lived a humble family Religious through and through. But yay there was a black sheep And he knew just

Aaah! Arghhh! I do not need, (he does not need) a microphone (a microphone) My voice is fuckin, (fuckin) Powerful!! Aaah!! Arghhh! Sorry I did not mean, (he did not mean) to blow your m

[Sasquatch] Arrgggghhhh! [JB] Arrrggghhhh! [Sasquatch] That\'s good, lets go an adventure, [JB] Yeah, la la la [Sasquatch] I\'ve got lots to show you, la la la [JB] Can i be a sasquatch too? la l

Cause it's the Pick of Destiny child, you know we will be rockin' cause it's fuckin' insane. It's just the Pick of Destiny child, More precious than a diamond on a platinu

What's it gonna be Kyle? You have to decide. Tits or destiny? Tits. Whooooahahaha! Ahhh!!! WHYYYY GO!!

The government totally sucks You motherfucker The government totally sucks Ben Franklin was a rebel indeed He liked to get naked while he smoked on the weed He was a genius but if he was here

You can\'t kill the metal The metal will live on Punk-Rock tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were smite to the ground New-wave tried to kill the metal But they failed, as they were

We've been sent, to issue all you people here a warning. I'm not at liberty to say the details of our most peculiar warning. Yeah. Suffice to say, all you people here are in grave danger. So come on!