I think paying fuckin' rent sucks
I'm sorry I swore Mom - aw shucks
I spilled a beer in the living room
I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon
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- Queers
Тексты песен Queers
- Queers - 10 Half Shit-Faced
- Queers - All Screwed UpI don't know if you like me but it's true I'm totally retarded for you May look like it, but I'm not sniffing glue Or having my mom tell me what to do It always seems to be o
- Queers - Another GirlWell she says she'll always be true when any guy'll do You should've seen who she just blew And then she tries to tell you she loves you woah woah I've seen her type before, d
- Queers - At The MallLet's go! There are lots of pretty girls. It's such a different world. I want to live at the mall. At the mall. At the mall. At the mall. Yes, I want to live at the mall. At the
- Queers - Babyface (Boo-Hoo-Hoo)Everytime you're drunk you always act like you're so tough You're really a pussy and I'm gonna call your bluff Everyone is sick of you You're a wimp through and through
- Queers - Ben WeaselHe rants and raves, he screams and shouts He always flips his lid But deep down inside he loves you kids I know that you think he's just a goon But he makes little Vapid clean his room He do
- Queers - BlabbermouthI really think you suck. I think you really fucking smell. I hate the gosh darn sight of you. You talk all day. You talk all night. Blabbermouth. ???
- Queers - BoneheadI'm really not a jerk. I know how to dance. I'm never gonna work. I wear designer pants. Oh, my head is empty, And my brain, it hurts. I wanna be a real cool guy Wear alligator shirts
- Queers - BooBarellaBooBarella, it's funny that's her name Since I've seen her, I've never been the same I saved up from mowing all those lawns To buy Tina Turner records that she wants Wouldn
- Queers - Born To Do DishesDishpan hands and pots and pans and ashtrays full of butts Pearldiving's the life for me, I'm such a little putz The heat, the slime, I've never been on time I'm soaking wet, I&
- Queers - Brush Your TeethA buncha shit, a buncha puke, that's where I'm coming from I'm in a little trouble, beating up my mom I'm gonna live a million years and then I'll go to hell Your big fat
- Queers - Burger King QueenWell I was making the scene at the local Burger King And you know the girls were looking real cool Needed a girl and how, and said oh wow There's just the chick for me And I know she must thi
- Queers - Cut It DudeAll the guys that look oh so stupid And I wanna know why All the girls they get so impressed It maked me wanna die All that long hair makes me whine it's '95 not '69 I don't
- Queers - Danny VapidLeader of the Methadones and the Mopes, too. Wears a Green Day hat; he don't watch the news. He's rough; he's tough; he's fun to have around. He ain't no fucking clown. He
- Queers - DaydreamingYeah, I was thinking that my life was all through But now I ain't since I got you Oh honey, don't, fdon't you be so cool Stick with me, I'll stick with you Yeah, you taught me
- Queers - Debra JeanOne thing I know it's true - I need a little girl like you So I can stop hanging around So I can stop making that downtown trip, you know I'm starting to get old You know what I mean Yo
- Queers - DefinitelyFunny thoughts and funny words I've said Are rattling around inside my head This world ain't exactly how it seems These days things are weird and everybody's mean I'm doing oka
- Queers - Don't Back DownDon't Back Down The girls dig the way the guys get all wiped out With their feet in the air you can hear em shout They're not afraid, not my boys They grit their teeth, they don't
- Queers - Drop the Attitude FuckerWe see you with your ponytqail and flannel 'round your waist Sideburns, goatees and pimples on your face According to Spin magazine, you're so cool and hip Do us all a favor, lose the hoo
- Queers - FagtownFagtown, Beantown, all the queers hang around. ? This motel is certainly peach. Fagtown ? on the beach. Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks. Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks. Fagt
- Queers - Feeling GroovyI'm feeling so sick, someone get me a beer My life is a shambles, you know I'm a Queer My head it really pounds and pounds Records just go round and round Mom and Dad - they just hate my
- Queers - From Your BoyI'm hanging 'round hoping hard That you wanna be with me always and always It's my way of saying won't you stick around me For the rest of your life I'm gonna wish on a st
- Queers - Fuck This WorldI called in sick to work today and stayed in bed 'til noon And now I just don't care what's going on outside this room Things aren't getting better My future's not too brig
- Queers - Fuck YouI don't wanna hang around with you. I think you suck and smell bad, too. Now, I'm sittin' here with nothing to do. You didn't wanna fuck me so Fuck You Fuck You Fuck You F
- Queers - Gay BoyI once knew a guy, and his name was Jim He used to like me, but I didn't like him He told me that he'd really like to go in bed He told me that he'd like to give me vicious head H
- Queers - Generation Of SwinePunks today just make me sick. Selling out just ain't what makes me tick. Jack ass punks are a bore. Those sell out fucks are all whores. Skinheads ain't working class. They're j
- Queers - Get A Life And Live It, LoserWhen trouble come, you stick your head in the sand. You fuckin' jerk, you got your drink in your hand. And I'm fuckin' sick of hearin' you whine About everyone that's wasti
- Queers - Goodbye CaliforniaI'm gonna shake, I'm gonna shimmy too I'm gonna shake, I'm gonna really move I'm gonna ride my skateboard all the way I really dig your beaches and the girls they're a
- Queers - Granola HeadI called in sick to work today and stayed in bed 'til noon And now I just don't care what's going on outside this room Things aren't getting better My future's not too brig
- Queers - GroundedCaught smoking a cigarette and sucking down a brew They gave me no supper, they locked me in my room My mother caught me in her purse - Hey that's just my luck But I needed money for more beer