Текст песни Eminem - My band

I don't know dude. I think everyone's all jealous an shit, cuz Im like, the lead singer of the band,
dude. And I think everybody's got a fuckin problem with me, dude. And they need to take it up with
me after the show.



(Chorus)

Because,

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These chicks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

Cuz once I blow they know that Ill be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band




So I get off stage right?

Drop the mic

Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like,

'Sup, ladies? My name's Slim Shady

I'm the lead singer of D12 baby.'

They're all like,

'Oh my God it's him!

Becky Oh my fucking God it's Eminem!

I swear to fucking God dude, you fucking rock

Please Marshall please, let me suck your cock!'

And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous

ESPECIALLY WHEN I DROP THE BEAT AND DO MY OCUPELLAS

All the chicks start yellin' All the hot babes

Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage

So like every single night they pick a fight with me

But when we fight It's kinda like sibling rivalry

Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me

Dude I just think they're tryin to steal the light from me

Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

Cuz I told him Jessica Albas my wife to be

This rockstar shit is the life for me

And all the other guys just despise me

Because these



(Chorus)



My band, my band

My band, my band

My band, my band

My band, my band

MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND BABY!



Swifty

You just want to see a nigga backwards dontcha?

Hey man how come we dont rap on Protools?

And smash these vocals and do a performance

But we in a van, and he in a tour bus

Don't want my autograph you's a liar

No I'm Swift (Oh I thought you was Kuniva)

And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?

Cuz our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal

See I know how to rap, Its simple but

All I did, was read a Russel Simins book

So Im more intact, tryin to get on the map

Doin jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back



Kuniva & Kon Artis

K:Look at Em little punk ass, thinkin he the shit

KA:Yeah I know, man, by himself takin all the pics

K:Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue

Eminem:No, I had an interview

Not you dude

K:You gon be late for sound check

KA:Man, I ain't goin to sound check

K:But our mics are screwed up

KA:And his always sound best

You know what man? Ima say som'm

K:Aiyo Em!

Eminem:YOU GOT SOM'M TO SAY?

KA:Man, nothin

K:I thought you was about to tell him off, man whasup?

KA:Man, Ima tell him when I feel like and man shut up

You ain't even back me up and were supposed to be crew

K:Man, I was 'bout to talk right after you, I swear! (I swear man!)



(chorus)



Proof

They say the lead singers hot

But the group is not

Once they've sold our arenas to amusement parks

Im gon let the world know that Proof is hot

I should cut him mike off when the music starts

Eminem:AIYO ITS-

Proof:Ready to snap on a dumbass fan

Every time I hear 'HEY DUDE I LOVE YOUR BAND!'

We in a band bitch?

We don't play instruments

So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent

Of these guys actin funny over area codes

Eminem:Proof carry my bag!

Proof:Bitch carry your own

Can't make it to the stage

security in the way

Fans:WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHERE'S OBIE AND DRE?



Bizarre

Goddamnit Im sick of this group

Its time for me to go solo and make some loot

I told you I made the beats wrote all the raps

til Kon Artis slipped me some crack

Lose yourself video (I was in the back)

Superman video (I was in the back)

For the media, I got some suggestions

Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions

Like who is D12, how we get started?

Reporter:But what about Eminem?

Bizarre:Bitch, are you retarded?

Anyway, Im the popularest guy in the group

Big ass stomach, bitches think Im cute

Fitty told me do sit ups to get buff

Did two and a half and couldnt get up

Fuck D12 Im outta this band

Im bout to start a group with the real Roxanne



Eminem

Girl why cant you see you're the



D12

Only one for me and it just



Eminem

Tears my ass apart to know that,

You don't know my naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame (punch)



Bizarre

These chicks don't even know the name of my band (Haha!)

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall)

Cuz once I blow I know that Ill be the man (Yeah)

All because I'm the lead singer of my



Eminem and Bizarre

My band, my band

My band, my band

My band, my band

My band, my band

MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND BABY!



Eminem

Im the lead singer of my band

I get all the girls to take off their underpants

Im the lead singer of my band

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

My salsa

Look out for mine lead singer lip scald

My salsa

My salsa salsa salsa salsa

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

and take off their underpants

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

and take off their underpants

My salsa



Where'd everybody go?

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